fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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