just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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