ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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