So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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