The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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