Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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