So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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