Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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