Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
either way he was missing a nipple.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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