You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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