The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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