walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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