I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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