I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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