your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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