If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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