Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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