I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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