someone get that fucking seahorse.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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