we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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