WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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