Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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