i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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