I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
