So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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