oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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