turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
