Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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