THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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