If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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