I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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