Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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