so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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