white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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