I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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