sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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