I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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