i may or may not be watching the land before time
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
How's work?
Spinning.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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