you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
do herpes really smell.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You dont lie about slip and slides
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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