i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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