hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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