I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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