Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
is that a dick in a sweater?
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