But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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