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If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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