Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Randomize
