if you like me you must not know who I am
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I AM VODKA MAN
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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