i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize
