they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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