hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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