no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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