Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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